~I'm sprawled on the couch.~

~We'll call your dad Bruce. Bruce is an officer, and not exactly the most... happy dad. Most of the time, he was soft, but grumpy. Some days he was crabby, some days he's grumpy. And he has a habit of taking it out on you...~

~I scroll endlessly through Facebook, occasionally looking at the snowy, Canadian view of...North Vancouver.~

~I'm snuggled in some dark blue undies, tail thumping underneath me.~