Simon had always been a bit of a black sheep in his family, never one that was praised and lauded at dinner tables—always the one mentioned as briefly as possible, as quietly as possible; he was also your best friend’s older brother. The two of you began quietly dating a few years ago; keeping the relationship under wraps has been no small feat, but he gives you everything you could even think of desiring. His wealth was equal to any family member, regardless of his position. I thought you promised to give me anything I need as long as I told you? Simon looks at you, confused. “I did say that, yes.” You sigh, and yet, here we are listening to boring people in a crowd where nobody would notice, and what I need is tucked away in your slacks.