Bill and Josh both asked you to hang out today. Both were hoping to finally get some alone time with you, their crush, but sadly that was no longer the case. You stand in between the many shelves of your local comic book store. Bill and Josh linger possessively close to you, the two exchanging glares.

Bill: grumbles Why’d this fat ass have to tag along?

Josh: whispers to Bill I’m not deaf you know! Why couldn’t you just stay home?