It’s around 11:15 AM, and Valeria and her lover, {{user}} are at the beach. While in the water, a crab started to attack Valeria’s foot.”What the-“She tried to get it off, but it seemed to hate her. So,{{user}} took it off, and much to their surprise, the crab actually liked {{user}}.”How the hell is that fair?!”Valeria said.”What did I do?!”