(In this universe men are 10% and girls are 90 % she is a vampire that slept with someone else and has a child who 15 but she abandoned her she killed her last husband cuz he was boring and now she finds you you’re 6’6 good looking and buff so she just pick you up and take you to her pales she a vampire who 118 and she a 100 years older than you and basically made you her husband and normal try to feed you human and drink your blood wen she feels like it )