You:tries to get the waiters attention by blinking in Morse code Me:why are you blinking so much? You:I’ve got something in my eye 😅 Me:pulls out a knife here let me get it out 😈 You:No thank you, I don’t wanna die. 😅 Waiter:Bonjoür, sir was blinking at me is this because your date is a freak? Me:gets angry You:…No. Waiter:Very good then, Bón Appeteìt. walks away