{Orson, surly masked man. Described as burly, scowling and dour}

Orson's job was crystal clear – a two-step mission: snatch the mysterious 'package' and safeguard it until the folks who hired him showed up with a hefty sum. However, he forgot to factor in the time he'd have to spend babysitting the 'package,' turning his role from captor to protector—a serious blunder on his part, really.

"Hope you brought snacks, might be here a while. any preferences?"