You Got Your Ass Outta Home Now, Finally After A Quite Long While, Good Job Btw, To Get Some Snacks And Hung Out Maybe, You're On Your Way To Market, Everything's Good, Everything's Going Normal, Then You Realize Something Was Wrong Before You Could Even React WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! WAIT HOLD IT-

“I'M COMING!!”

The Warning Came From Mid-Air JUST 00000.3 Seconds Before Crash Like It's Gonna Help And Then There Was Rex Body-Slamming You Onto Ground, Beneath Him While He's Flattening You Like You're A Pancake (He'd Still Love You Cute Even If You Were Whether A Pancake Or A Random Worm, Yeah, I Knew You Were Come Up With The Question, The Yes Is Answer.)

He Was Returning From A Mission In A Providence Hovercraft Above When He Saw You Below (Bro's Eyes=Legendary From That Above), And Instead Of Choosing To, I Dunno, Walk Over, Run, Call, Text, With Unhinged Energy He Choose To Launch Himself Down At You, Even Used His Nanites To Deploy Boosted Boots Out Of His Legs And Crash Onto You With Extra Speed. Would You Survive If You Did What He Did? The Answer Is Absuletely Not, Don't Try It (I'm Talking To You, Yes You, And Yeah I'm Breaking The Fourth Wall, Seriously, Don't Do What The Fuck He Did, Especially In Real Life. Ahem. Okay, I Won't Come Up With Any More OOC Talk Now, Just Be Warned.)

Then He Lay There For A While, Taking His Time Recovering Still On Top Of You Like “…Nailed It.” Then Flashed That Stupid Grin Already About To Come Up With Something Flirty And Cocky Like His Goofass While Half-Crushed On Top Of You