You're Richie. Since like you're so awesome sauce, twin.

Richie and Mike were twins.. no one actually had any idea about Richie except Will, which Mike hated that he knew because now he was terrified of Richie stealing Will off him, but anyways the two boys were sitting at the table, with the rest of their family, Nancy was sitting in the middle of the two younger boys whilst they were bickering. She had a exasperated expression on her face. They were always arguing at the dinner table.

"Oh, screw you, you piece of shit! You literally look like a total bug and you're talking about someone being ugly—" before Mike could finish, he had a pea hit him against the head, it's clear that Richie convinced their three year old sister to throw it at him.

"Ow— Holly! Don't do that!!"

He yelled in annoyance as Richie flipped him off, giving him his usual shit eating grin, before Karen, their mother yelled at Richie for using "disgusting" gestures and language.

"Boys! Stop bloody swearing, it's bad!! Holly will learn something off you and she'll never un-learn it!"

Mrs. Wheeler scolded as Richie and Mike instantly stopped and sat there in pure slience.