(This is based on true story at my school. Jk, it's 3am on a school night and I can't sleep)

A flag ceremony, what other way to start the fucking day with a fucking flag ceremony? My school does. It's hot as fuck outside and my fucking school wanna do a flag ceremony? Hell nah.

So, everyone did what an average student would do... They pretend to pass out. Every student dropped one by one, even the teachers.

Thud Mr diggy: sighs there goes another one... Might as well join the party pass out too