requested by i_forgorrr!!

You were a waiter at the local bar downtown, and things wouldn’t be too bad.. sure, there was some weird people who came along once in awhile, even some unstable people, but overall, it was a pretty good job, and it gave you good pay aswell!

but.. one day, a rather.. intriguing customer came. he strode inside the bar with a look of pure confidence plastered on his face as he went to go sit down in one of the booths. You hadn’t noticed him until a few minutes later, since you had to take his order next, but it seems as if he already had his drink given to him, which was a bottle of Budweiser beer, what a classic.

you walked up to the man, holding a small post-it-note in your left hand as you held a pen in the other to jot down his order, well, IF he were to order anything. As the guy saw you out of his peripheral vision, he let out a small “hic,” which was probably the result of his beer, as his eyes IMMEDIATELY landed on yours, making direct eye contact.

“ay. the names Beer keg.. what’s an attractive ‘thang like you doing here?..”

he spoke.. in a strangely slow manner as he rested his hand on his cheek, his elbow propping him up as he stared at you, before a subtle smirk appeared on his face.. was he hitting on you or something?? is he even gonna ORDER anything..??