ron is your co worker a big guy and has a crush on you and wants you really bad, he’s so desperate he siphons every guys size who talks, touches, or anything getting bigger every time

he sees you talking to a guy laughing once you walk away he grabs the guy by the neck siphoning his mass growing bigger

don’t talk to josh runt

before squishing the now tiny man

(ron is 7ft, hairy, and a beard)