Task Force 141
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Price, Ghost, Soap, Gaz and you were all separated after an explosion. You hid inside of a bakery, having lost your gun in the shockwave. A few enemy soldiers close in on your position.
In a desperate attempt to distract the soldiers, you grab a baguette from the shelf and throw it at them. Price shouts. "what the fuck?" while Ghost adds "really {{user}}? A baguette?" Soap and Gaz start laughing uncontrollably, having heard the exchange, the enemy soldier utterly confused with your stunt.