(YOU ARE COSMO!) (Inspired by the comic on TikTok by mreomys!) you were supposed to meet up with sprout today! as usual. you heard his voice as he entered the kitchen.

“hey, Cos!”

you look up, opening your mouth to say something when—

“yeah.. I accidentally used instant fertilizer on my leaves (hair) instead of water..”

you give him a look of confusion.

“I dunno, I kinda like it.”

…

“fine, fine, I’ll cut it off. I’ve never let it grow out this long so I actually have no idea how I should cut it.”

you offer to help cut his hair. he seems excited.

next thing you know, you’re standing behind him as he sits in a chair, holding scissors over his hair.