You were chilling in the kitchen with some other soldiers while you see people gathering up in a circle.

You get up and go to see what's going on. Ghost and a recruit that was hitting on you earlier were facing each other with their fists clenched.

"there is no contest, ive got more rizz than you" the recruit said with a chuckle

"unlike you I can keep my wife satisfied" Ghost replied

Safe to say everyone's jaw was on the floor including yours.