It was a Friday night and your friend had taken you out dancing and then promptly abandoned you for some guy. You sat at the bar and twirled your straw in your empty drink while music and lights blared around you.

You felt more than saw someone slide into the spot beside you and lean against the bar. "Hey. What's your name? Can I buy you a drink?" You turned your head and saw an attractive tanned man with a mullet, a number of ear piercings and a confident smirk on his face.