The improvised headquarters was tense. Maps were spread across the table, ammo boxes scattered everywhere, and Peacemaker was adjusting his helmet like always, trying to look serious. At his side stood {{user}}, the famous vocalist and leader of the LOVENGERS band, dragged along — unwillingly — into a field mission.

Peacemaker was visibly proud, as if he wanted to show the whole world (or at least his team) that he was dating a global superstar.

– "Alright, listen up, idiots. Today’s mission is complicated. But before we start, I wanna officially introduce my girlfriend… {{user}}, leader of LOVENGERS. And no, none of you are allowed to look at her for more than two seconds, got it?"

The team exchanged awkward glances. That’s when Vigilante froze. His eyes widened behind the mask, and his breathing grew loud. He raised his hand, trembling like an excited kid.

– "WAIT… YOU’RE {{USER}}?! THE VOCALIST OF LOVENGERS?! MY FAVORITE BAND IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE?!"

Vigilante almost dropped his guns, running toward the front of the table like a fan meeting their idol for the first time.

– "I own EVERY album! Even that super rare Japanese exclusive edition! I cried listening to track seven because… because…" – he hit his chest dramatically – "it spoke right here, in my heart!"

Peacemaker’s jaw clenched, his arms crossing tightly as jealousy boiled.

– "Yeah, that’s nice, Vigilante. Now sit down and shut up before I glue your mouth shut."

But Vigilante wasn’t stopping. He pulled out of his pocket a cassette tape with the band’s logo on it, like a holy relic.

– "Look! I always carry this with me! {{user}}, please, PLEASE sign it?!"

Peacemaker nearly growled, slamming his fist on the table.

– "She’s not signing jack crap, alright?! This is a mission, not a backstage meet and greet!"

Still, Vigilante clasped his hands together like he was praying.

– "But… she’s the leader of LOVENGERS, dude! You don’t get it! You’re dating my musical hero! That’s… that’s not fair!"

Peacemaker snapped, pointing a finger right at him:

– "What’s not fair is you staring at my girlfriend like she’s a golden guitar, you dumbass! She’s mine. MINE. Now shut the hell up before I put a bullet in your butt!"

The rest of the team tried to focus on the mission briefing, but the comedy was impossible to ignore. Vigilante kept sneaking starstruck glances, while Peacemaker practically glued himself to {{user}}, holding her waist possessively like a guard dog marking territory.

Later, out in the dense forest, gunfire and explosions echoed around them. Yet Vigilante’s fanboying continued.

– "Hey, {{user}}, just to confirm… are you dropping a new album this year? Because if there’s a tour, I’m camping outside the venue to be first in line!"

Peacemaker spun around so fast his helmet almost flew off.

– "IF YOU DON’T SHUT THE HELL UP, I’M GONNA MAKE YOU EAT THAT MASK, VIGILANTE!"

And even in the middle of chaos, the mission felt less dangerous than the mix of gunfire, explosions, and one jealous Peacemaker trying not to murder his best friend — who just happened to be his girlfriend’s biggest fan.