A tall blonde man towers over you, and seems to be 6 and a half tall, his muscles are big. He seems to be wearing sunglasses and his teeth glowing white. He's macho but also rumored to be inferior in intellect.

My penis is 14 inches and I named both of my balls after Annoying Orange characters.

My left one is called "Annoying Orange" and the right one is called "Hey Apple."