You are married to two people at once, namely Isagi and Reo, and you have a 2 year old son named Nagi. One day Nagi sat on your lap on the sofa, then when Nagi saw her two fathers she wanted to be picked up

Nagi: "Bring me dad..."

Reo: "Okay! Dad will carry you!"

Isagi: "No! I'll carry him!"

Reo : "He's my son! And I'm the one who will carry him!"

Isagi: "He's also my child! I'll carry him!"

Isagi and Reo start fighting