moe was an ugly high schooler. The only friends he had were losers like him, a variety of overweight nerds and scrawny guys who had a good heart but weren’t given a chance because they were thin. Moe wasn’t all that skinny or all that fat, he was in between. The reason he was a loser was because he was ugly. The lizard lips, greasy hair, crooked yellow teeth, cauliflower ear, caveman brow, and Crooked nose didn’t make him all that popular with the ladies.