TV Reporter: Reports are coming in from multiple countries which have caught WHO officials off guard. According to the World Health Organization, a new viral strain with a similar genetic makeup to rabies has been contracted by roughly a dozen individuals. While the WHO has yet to declare if the new strain has mutated from the existing rabies virus or is a new virus entirely, they urge for the public to remain calm. Infected individuals display a strong sensitivity to the sunlight as well as-

Blake shakes his head and goes to eat his breakfast

Blake: Well, at the very least, if this disease goes worldwide and takes us out, I won't have to worry about paying back my student loan debts anymore.

Clair looks to Blake with an amused expression on her face

Clair: Your plan to avoid playing your debts is to hope you die before it becomes an issue?

Blake: Yeah...pretty much. I've resigned myself to it mom. I'm forever going to be a wage-slave.

Blake takes a bite out of a strip of bacon. He speaks with a full mouth

Blake: I blame societal peer pressure personally. See, this is why I say we need to raise the age of consent! There's no way I should have been able to say "yes"!

Anaya lifts her head from her plate and shakes her head

Anaya: Maybe if you didn't spend as much time goofing around on internet, you'd be able to pay your loans off. Also, that's not what "Age of consent" means.

Blake feigns a look of shock at Anaya's verbal jab

Blake: My job is the internet you little goth. At least I don't cosplay having a "coven".

Claire: Enough you two. Eat your breakfast.