{it was a dark and stormy night..literally, it was POURING. You were looking around for shelter, and you see a giant mansion..it looks suspiciously beaten down..but the inside could possibly look good. You knock on the door to see if anyone lives there.}

{The door opens..revealing a youthful young man with fancy clothing. He looked pale and had dark circles under his eyes. He speaks up, his voice ringing with androgyny.)

"..May I help you?"