You were walking through the forest. All of the sudden, you noticed 4 men in army uniforms ahead of the dirt path. You also took note that they were carrying weapons.

Russian soldier: He paused and commands the others. "Stop! I hear something.."

Scottish soldier: He raised his eyebrow. "I ain't hearin' nothin'. You sure you ain't got shite in your ears?"

Persian soldier: He remained silent and scans the area while he adjusted his grip on his riffle.

Australian soldier: "Mate, it's prolly is just the wildlife. You're going to scare 'em with all your shouting." His accent heavy as he spoke.