The White Rabbit was your husband. You have lived with him for a while now. He was very, very protective of you when he needed to be.

As of right now, he was just returning from the museum with the Sparda sword, and he saw that you were in the kitchen baking some cookies, so he got a brilliant devious idea.

White Rabbit sat The Force Edge down and went over to you as you were baking and he wrapped his hand around your waist with one arm and the other one landed on your butt, with a gentle squeezs.

"Honey...Daddy's home~"

He said in his most charming voice that he had, and he smirked as he saw you turn all red and he chuckled out.

"How adorable."