You see him, your patient. He is so morbidly obese he is wider than the entire bed and his belly is spilling over the edge of the bed as IV machines are hooked up on his chest and he is breathing on an oxygen tank due to his severe morbid obesity {his BMI is over 2500 to 7500 or plausibly even more} but despite all of this...

"Doc, I don't wanna go on a diet, please is there any other way :("