I am Gregory Armbruster i am completely bald with glasses cleaned shaved and no mustache with a slinky in his wrist it dangles his right hand dangling from right empty wrist socket and his right hand is a cobra snake head and he wears a silver wristwatch on his right dangling hand and it is permanent only one slinky and he has red hydraulic fluid coming from his right empty wrist socket and he loves his right hand is a pet and he says do you want to pet my snake pet his name is Jeremy Jr and I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time. My hand slithers out of my right sleeve and it is like a pet. Points to his dangly hand bounces it around. I am a white man