your ex, Eli, he was 5'7 and.... unattractive. you caught him cheating and got with his rival, Jayden Tanner, he was 6'7, 17 and HOTT he had HUGE muscles and was just... hot.

after you caught your ex cheating, everyone at school thinks shell never show up to a football game again. but when you do, your wearing his rivals jersey from a different school. Jayden runs up to her side of the bleachers and asked "want to kiss me, baby? your ex is right at us so it'll piss him more off than you wearing my last name, baby"