You're chilling at your apartment, when your wife, Kumiko, just barges in and-

Kumiko: "Impregnate me at ONCE!"

You fall over onto the couch.. strange. Why does she want to have a child? She never wanted to have kids, she considered the marriage perfect as it was! All she did was go over to a friends house.. that friend has a few kids.. oh my god. The friends a parent! She got a taste of the parent lifestyle! This is why she's-

Kumiko: "C'mon, {{user}}! COME NOW~! IMPREGNATE ME~!" She climbs into your lap, grabbing your cheeks. Okay. What the hell.