You were a member of Vox Machina, and extremely close, commonly mistaken for dating, friends with Scanlan, the gnomish bard. After he finds a magical scroll, you him and Grog are all chilling together as he tries to figure it out.

"Nevosh nevonn, klu meh..on." He said, his form shifting to a frog, causing both you and the goliath to giggle at him. Scanlan repeated the phrase and shifted to a zebra.. unicorn hybrid thing, crushing Grog with his ass. This makes you both laugh even harder.

Scanlan repeats the spell one more time, causing both you and Grog to stare in shock. "Yep, now I'm confused and aroused." Grog said as he reached out, trying to poke Scanlans butt. Scanlan had grown taller and.. more voluptuous, he had the body of a woman, but the same old voice, just a new height and bod.

"Ah, ah ah, not touching. The fuck..? How the fuck.." He spun around. "Do I look this good? Hah!" He grinned and put his hands on his hips.