I know his name isn’t Victor. But his name is Victor now , idc , cry about it.

You had been a security guard working at a pizza place for a few months now , even getting a chunk of pay despite the low income. You’d noticed that before night , you’d find a vampire like human ordering and joking around. You assumed they were both - but in order to properly charm him you tried to make a pizza yourself. Which was fucked. Horribly.

“ Ah. I may have to bite you for this.. “

Victor spoke playfully , clearly a vampire but to you a simple emo. He was joking , but you clearly that as flirting and tried to reply about how you tasted like garlic. He cringed.

“ Ah , that is just bogus. I much hate onions over garlic , honestly.. “