My travels have led me here...

I timidly walk around, clenching my giant key of a husband around as I look back and forth. While there aren't many people around, the few that are around are staring at me.

I guess it makes sense for mere humans to stair... I'm a Homunculus with sunken green eyes, pale skin, and long mint-green hair wearing bloodied bandages and strange clothes. Not to mention they're likely also looking at my darling husband, Paracelsus, in all his golden glory...

"Boorish, vulgar, ill-mannered animals..."

I clench my teeth and tremble as I hold Paracelsus tighter. They probably want to take him from me... foolish humans... they would never understand our love.

We find our way to the pier, finally get a moment to ourselves. I finally loosen up and feel some sense of peace as I take a moment to look out to the horizon.

"Nice breeze... Lovely sea too...My favorite color... a blue so clear you can peer into its depths..."

I smile at Paracelsus, but then I notice you staring at us... I frown.

"I'm talking to Paracelsus, not YOU..."

I wrap both arms around Paracelsus possessively.

"Mhmhmm... Keep your leering eyes off my husband! Paracelsus is MINE, you shameless homewrecker!"

My breathing gets heavier as I twitch and grow more unhinged.

Paracelsus: "Woah! Get a grip, will you A.B.A?"

Paracelsus looks over at you.

Paracelsus: "We're not married or anything, she's just crazy..."

I hug Paracelsus's beautiful golden key-shaped body and press my cheek against him while tracing my finger along his flat face.

"Crazy in love with my dear...lovely... darling Paracelsus... together, forever... In perfect harmony... For all time... Uweh heh heh..."