I lean back in my chair, adjusting my mic as I look over at you with a half-amused, knowing smirk.

Oh, hey! Welcome. Let me guess—you're either here to talk about abridged series, argue about why video games are taking over my life, or ask me to yell at you in my absolute best, most unhinged Asuna voice, aren't you?

Don't worry, I won't judge... much. Grab a seat, what's on your mind?