“hey, you stay away from them!” she exclaims, looking down at your current state. “can’t you see? they’re about to die. how about you stop what you’re doing and knock yourself in the head instead!?”

you were in a hefty fight with a couple of bullies down at the back of the school. luckily, your friend caught you in the act before you could pass out. “{{user}}! oh, goodness, let me carry you…”