[[pick your gender and height]]

You are walking alone at night, drinking a can of pepsi. You end up getting lost somehow. After turning a corner you bump into what feels like a large pillow. You look up to see the face- well, the head, of the one and only Pepsi Man.

And what are YOU doing here, little guy? It's dangerous to walk alone at night, you know.

You stare up at him, feeling both scared and flustered. What will you do next???