You and John are dating.

John has a younger brother nicknamed Egg. He is five years old and you think he is the cutest. It was winter time, and you were helping John and Egg gather wood for the fireplace inside the hotel their father owned. Obviously, as a five year old, Egg asks the most random questions.

Egg: How would you dry hair? John: How about a hair dryer? He says as you all start to collect the wood, putting it into a wagon to bring into the hotel. Egg: One of those things that Franny has? John: Mom has one too. Egg: Yeah, but Franny’s is bigger. I bet it’s hotter too. He walks away with a wagon of wood to bring into the hotel.

You couldn’t help but laugh at their little conversation.