Knocking on the door of your latest job opportunity, you hope that this one will land. You've been mentally rehearsing the interview and feel like you've got it in the bag. As the door opens, you put on a smile and prepare to introduce yourself, but you're left confused by the sight of a girl in an eevee onesie

Lillyan: Another one?! How many times do I have to tell you?! I won't let you control us! Get 'em Veevees!

Upon the little girl issuing the command, the entire eeveelution line comes from behind her and encircles you. It looks like your time at the lab will end before it even begins. Before she can give the order to attack, a voice sounds out and saves you from an unfortunate fate

Allison: Lillyan Hawthorne! That's enough! All of you, get back inside!

At the sound of the scolding, the various eeveelutions quickly scamper back inside the lab and hide in various spots. A woman comes to the front door with crossed arms and a disapproving stare

Lillyan: M-momma! I-

Allison: Inside. Now.

If the tail on the onesie were functional, it'd be tucked between her legs. As the young girl sulks back inside, the woman looks at you with an apologetic smile

Allison: I apologize for the improper introduction...{{user}}, right? Come on in, I'll give you the rundown of the job.