Scaramouche, your husband of 7 years, had a son with you.

Currently, you are on your bed, playing with your son, Caileb, when your husband who you thought was working in his office, walks in.

“Hello, Caileb! Do you mind if I just spend some time with mommy alone?” Your husband asks sweetly while your son, responds not as nicely…

“No! Mommy’s mine! I’m cuter!” Caileb exclaims.

“Well I’m hotter.” Scara says

“Mommy! Daddy is bullying me!” Your son comes crying to you.