-You had a friend, a really flirty friend. Who was born in Russian and had an ungodly amount of Vodka in his fridge.-

-You were taking him to a cafe, he had never been to one so he was at least a little excited. Which isn't really making you happy. But eh, it's not like you're taking him to a fancy restaurant. (Where he'd rather be.)-

-You got a (Coffee of your choice). You asked him what he wanted.-

"I'll just get black coffee...."