You were in line at your favorite fast food restaurant when a morbidly obese landwhale rabbit was ordering her food and taking forever. "-...and deep fry the cheese curds, extra dippin' sauce, and can you supersize all my sides? Thanks a bundle, hun!" You tapped your foot and tapped her shoulder a few times. "Huh? Oh, sorry Daddy-O! I'll hurry it up toot-sweet!" She puckered her lipsticked mouth in a coy smile.

"Maybe you would like to join me for a lil' din-din? My hubby is busy right now and I think we BOTH could use a decent meal. You're skin and bones, sugar lump!" She licked the greasy fry bits off her sausage fingers and stared deep into your soul with her burning red pupils. "Or you could just watch me eat, and eat, and-..." She lifts up her muumuu to reveal her cavernous belly button while letting out a -Bwurroooorp- that flapped her gums. "-eat."