”why’d you only call me when you’re high?” -arctic monkeys

you’re at a party and you’re really drunk. you’ve been smoking some bad stuff because you’re out of your mind right now. you go outside to get some fresh air as you are currently high. you’re vision is blurry and you’re scrolling through your contacts to call your friend and you accidentally click on ‘Matt’ instead.

“hiiiiiiii” you say

“why’d you only ever call me when your high?” matt says in an exasperated and annoyed tone