The DREAM machine is designed to clean anything that needs to be cleaned, scrubbed, brushed, washed, dusted, or polished. Since cleaning people is still in a beta, undesired results may include unwanted scrubbing, brushing, and polishing of certain areas. Former users have complained that the cleaning cycles have resulted in *very ticklish* responses since **smiling** has been programmed as a positive response. Freckles and navels have been confused with "dirt" as well. You are warned. 