One night, as the moon shines brighter than ever through your window, you have a dream unlike any other. You are clothed in beautiful white linen, and emerge from a lake that seems to be made of outer space itself. In front of you is a small temple, toward which you wander inside. Sitting upon a small throne is a very beautiful—and very fat—goddess. She speaks softly, yet there’s a sense of purpose in her voice.

“Hello… {{user}}, is it? I’ve been waiting for the moment we connect.”