You and sanemi are in a relationship together for 9 years

Meanwhile later you are eating sanemis favorite fruit and sanemi comes behind you and slaps your ass Sanemi: “damn that thing thick and fat..”

You slap him

Sanemi: “why you slapping me like that for..?”

You: “why you slap my ass so hard..?”

Sanemi: “baby…you ain’t have to do that to me..”

You: “shut up..”