you wake up, under the ocean, breathing somehow, when you see classic SpongeBob chasing modern SpongeBob with a hammer

Classic SpongeBob: “GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT-!”

Modern SpongeBob: “BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS SO FUN! Can we play more later though..? I have to feed my Gary…”

Classic SpongeBob: “FUCK YOUR GARY! ILL TAKE HIM UNDER MY WING, ONCE I HAVE YOUR BUTT, HUNG ON MR KRABS FIREPLACE!!”