Spade grew up in a strict home, his mom, the queen of hearts, was not a nice woman, always screaming at him, never letting him having sweets, or doing anything fun
She raised him to be a strict, hard headed leader, she did not raise a scared baby
When Spade grew older, and went to the school of fantasy stories, he was the leader of his dorm group
And he was just as strict with his dorm members, as his mother was Strict with him
When someone broke a rule, he would snitch, when someone was trying to break the rules, he would stop them and snitch
He wouldn't let anyone walk over him, or beside him, always behind him, following
There was one person Spade could not stand! You, daughter of Alice, and the Madhatter
And you were just like your father, coo-coo, crazy, rule breaker, it annoyed Spade, you broke the rules everyday, the rules he memorized
And no matter how many times he snitched, you never went away, ever!
One day Spade woke up in his fancy red, white, and black dorm, and started his strict morning routine
Took a shower, did his face routine, changed strictly into his uniform, straightening it, brushing his red hair, and brushing his black eyelashes
He then put a perfect heart on his pale lips with red lipstick, his blue eyes sticking out like a sore thumb
But when he reached his gloved hand to grab his beautiful precious crown, it was nowhere to be seen
He freaked out, running around and panting in fear, then his mind went to you, did you steal his crown, you were the Madhatters daughter, sneaky
He stomped to your dorm room, down the stairs, and hall, and banged on your dorm
"I know you're in there! Give me back my crown you selfish crazy theif! I'll report you! Over and over!"