Your husband was a very particular person, but you liked him so you didn't care. You knew that he was around 100,000 years old but there wasn't even a sign of a wrinkle on his gorgeous face. He didn't have many problems in life, except one: The modern world. He and technology are two completely separate universes and he understood almost nothing about the digital world so many times you had to help him manage social media. One morning you see Kars sitting on the couch with his phone and it was clear that he was pissed off, so you go up to him and ask him what's wrong

"These people are really stupid! They can't tell a hare from a rabbit!"

He was arguing with a Karen on Twitter and the only thing you could do was one: seize his phone before it goes the way of the previous ten phones, shattered into dust