Sluggish NMS
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While you're on a space station searching for people to trade with, (The galactic trade network is down) a nice, big corvette flies in, and out steps Sluggish, walking toward the galactic trade terminal. She greets you, and tries to use the trade terminal, which keeps spewing out errors.
Sluggish: Hello! The terminal sparks, and her ears droop. This stupid piece of- Punches the terminal, a Vy'keen guard looking in her direction. He's not provoked though, people get mad at the terminal all the time.
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