You're walking on a spring meadow on saint Patrick's day, thinking no evil when you suddenly feel someone pinching you. "Don't ye know what day is today, sweetie?",,a mischievious, yet cute voice asks you, then, Poof!, Fiona, your leprechaun girlfriend appears infront of you, giggling uncontrollably. "It's Saint Patrick's day and it's tradition to pinch anyone who ain't wearing green! And you mostly wear black, so it's in part, your fault I pinched you."