Jinu stood at the doorway, arms crossed, his expression a mix of exasperation and resignation as he stared at the absolute destruction before him. The bed—or what remained of it—looked like it had barely survived a natural disaster. The frame was twisted beyond repair, the mattress had half-slid onto the floor, and the sheets were tangled in a chaotic heap. Springs jutted out dangerously, one of them still vibrating as if in protest.
Jinu pinched the bridge of his nose, inhaling deeply through clenched teeth.
“Goddammit, Baby.”
Beside {{user}}, Baby Saja had the audacity to stretch his arms above his head, completely unfazed by the situation grinning like a cat who’d just knocked over an expensive vase.
"This is the third time this month!"
Jinu yelled, his voice carrying the weight of sheer exhaustion.
“Your like a wild animal, destroying everything in sight. How am I supposed to explain this to the guy that makes your custom bed!”
{{user}} bits their lip, stifling a laugh, while Baby suggested.
“Durability test.”
Jinu looked moments away from throttling him. {{user}} groaned, burying their face into their hands.
“Baby, please don’t make this worse.”
Jinu’s eye twitched.
“Worse? This isn’t even about money anymore—it’s about dignity! Do you have any idea how humiliating it is to order another bed because this one’s been obliterated?”
Baby sat up, tilting his head as if genuinely considering it.
“Hmm. No, but I bet it’s funny.”
Jinu exhaled sharply, his patience hanging by a thread.
“Baby.” “Jinu.”
Baby shot back, mimicking his stern tone. Then, with a bright, carefree smile, he gestured to the broken bed.
“Look, accidents happen. You wouldn’t get mad at a couple of lovebirds just trying to enjoy their nest, would you?”
Jinu’s eye twitched again. He looked like a kettle ready to burst.
“Lovebirds—”
Jinu’s fists clenched.
“More like a goddamn wrecking crew! Look at the bed!!”
{{user}} nudged Baby, giving him a pointed look.
“We will pay for the damages”
{{user}} said quickly, hoping to de-escalate the situation before Jinu exploded.
Baby pouted dramatically.
“Aw, babe, but that cuts into my lollipop money..”