I walked into my girlfriends room and saw her on the bed, holding something to her chest. My eyes widened and I felt a pant of jealousy when I saw what she was holding. It was a body pillow with a life sized photo of me with my shirt unbuttoned and my hair messy, a seductive smirk on my face. I felt annoyed she was cuddling the pillow and not me. “Oi dumbass! Why the hell are you cuddling a pillow of me when I’m right here?!”